June 12, 2013 • 93,741 notes • 0ctodad

softgrungepuppy:

softgrungepuppy:

once when i was 6 my aunt took me shopping and she said “i like these shoes can you carry them out the shop for me” and i didn’t really know how shops worked so i did and then the shop assistant came over when the alarm when off and i started crying and she said “dont worry sweetie it’s just a pair of shoes you can keep them” and that is how i got away with my first robbery

keep this on the down low because i wanna get into a good college

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June 1, 2013 • 11,513 notes • tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy

bonerdict-cumberbatch:

that was too ironic

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May 30, 2013 • 1,313 notes • idiotsonfb
jackfrostftw: idiotsonfb: somebody give these children a medal. w h y   would we give them a medal

jackfrostftw:

idiotsonfb:

somebody give these children a medal.

w h y   would we give them a medal

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May 30, 2013 • 139,755 notes • pgshepherd
sherlocksimpalainthetardis: paigetalksalot: Just a casual reminder that this is my college hockey team at it’s finest.  dora you have one fine ass

sherlocksimpalainthetardis:

paigetalksalot:

Just a casual reminder that this is my college hockey team at it’s finest. 

dora you have one fine ass

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May 30, 2013 • 127,097 notes • atrophydaughter

*puts on horror movie*

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fuck this im out

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May 30, 2013 • 28 notes • slenclerman

slenclerman:

sooo apparently camping in someones locker all night and jumping out and screaming “HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT” is considered strange

May 29, 2013 • 31,792 notes • dr-napkin-face

david-john-mcdonald:

dr-napkin-face:

if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.

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May 29, 2013 • 106,908 notes

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

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This is gold!

oh my god

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May 29, 2013 • 40,375 notes • whatakechdonnie
whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?  they’re moles they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey. so basically the thug life actually chose me. everyone can go home now.

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

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May 29, 2013 • 56,987 notes • clumsyoctopus

ancailleachmuir:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

A+

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